Fortune Teller Machine is an artifact that rotates 23 different descriptions every 30 seconds. These descriptions seem to be all game quotes, some which are references to other sources. References below have not been officially confirmed.

Unlock Requirement Edit

  • Excavate while not being allied to any faction (Being aligned is OK). - Excavation chance: 0.1%

Descriptions & References Edit

Quote Source(s)
A promise is a promise. Many sources. Pokemon?
Be careful of forgetfulness. Your lucky color is... blue? FF VII, Cait Sith
Nothing happens by chance. Richard Bach
Not even the greatest realm lasts forever.
Time is money, friend. WoW, male Goblin quote
Never say Ni! WoW, ref. Monty Pythons
What is this to you? A game?
There's always a bigger fish. [Qui-Gon Jinn, Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace]?
Awaken my child, and embrace the glory that is your birthright. Star Craft Overmind
Give up now. League of Legends, Veigar
The wandering soul knows no rest. FF VII Loveless poem Act 1
A devilish star gazes upon your future. Is this a good or a bad sign...? FFVII, Cait Sith
Ride on the wings of justice! Star Craft
Remember to eat healthy meals plenty.
Better luck after you get the 42.
Don't choose your allies until you know more.
WARNING! Machine Power is unlocked!
Ask again.
Hey! We meet again! GodEater, Shio?
When life gives you lemons, Reincarnate! probably about this game
The drums of war thunder once again. Maiev Shadowsong, WoW opening cinematic
The greatest risk is not taking one. Pokemon, ref real fortune cookie
Protect the world from devastation! Pokemon, Jessie
Your good nature will bring you unbounded happiness. ref real fortune cookie)
The black wind howls... Chrono Trigger, Magus
If everything's a dream, don't wake up. FFVII, Cloud Strife

Notes Edit

Fortune Teller messages were also mentioned by Audaces in the Kongregate forums here, and his quotes were taken from G00F's not a wiki.